Yes you are doing it right, @Dry Batters. The Student Body always begins to get a bit drowsy as it comes down the home stretch of the Septemberific Psycho-liturgical calendar. All those trials and tribulations really take a toll. Plus all the soporifics we put in its food through the month.

But seriously, you're doing a great job, Dry. Frankly, the "gray snakes" are just a distraction ;) but you've made it farther down the Path of Unification than any of our other student volunteers this month. Who knows? You just might be the one!

With our sincere gratitude,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Last night me and @Wheresruby used pendulum magic on your enemy... Am I doing this right if not please tell me!