Have you seen my lost stuffed animal? It is a black and white cat.

I am offering a reward, but be very careful.

He has acquired a taste for human blood.

Fang marks in a leg. Matted blood in hair.

Fingers missing and possible infections.

I follow a trail of victims, searching for my stuffed pet.

It is easy for a stuffed animal to go feral.

A week in the wild and they lose all their domesticity.

Once they've tasted man-flesh, there's no turning back.

When a stuffed animal turns feral, there's only one thing to do.

I will build a blind out in the woods.

Equipment includes a night vision tactical scope.

Hungry stuffed animals reproduce in the wild.

Now we will never track them all down, @Mulemai Selenei.

Next time I will spay and neuter.

My stuffed animals hunt anything that moves.

They prefer the taste of meat.

But now dolls are on the menu.

Stuffing coming out, arms and legs resewn.

The dolls are worthy opponents.

Now my stuffed animals will hunt them in packs.