*Atlantica*

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The Swap
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8/16/2015 6:34pm

To avoid confusion, I'm going to say this now. This is @Pacifica, not *Atlantica*. My sister, eager to reconcile after our brief period apart, had tackle-hugged me into the room Scilph... Eralonia... whoever... had warned me not to enter. Whatever potion fumes were left in there were still active, and now I'm in Atlantica's body and she's parading around in my robotic skeleton. (*clang clang clang* "Paci, your body is like a walking drum set!!!" Stop it Atlantica, it isn't made for cartwheels! *crash* Great job. You crashed it. "Sorry sis!!! I just couldn't resist!!!" Just... just stay sitting down for a sec, alright?)

Attie and I have made up mostly. She's agreed to be less... insane. I've agreed to be less restrictive. We both laughed at my feeble attempt at baking cupcakes. Turns out I also used salt instead of sugar. Oh, and look at this! *squeezes eyes shut* *focuses bad luck powers* *Atlantica's/Pacifica's robotic arm falls off* ("Oooo... that's not good.") Ah! Sorry! Crap, that's a problem... but the point is, our luck powers came back a little while after we reunited. So that's a positive.

This little potion making room has been a bit crazy today. People keep popping in and out and switching bodies and yelling other people's catch-phrases... I've lost track of who everyone is. We're just a group of bodies with interchanging souls. I'm sure there's some great mind-blowing epiphany to be found there, but I'm too exhausted and stressed to think about it. *rubs eyes* The antidote has been in progress for HOURS. There are so many steps and ingredients... Thank the heavens that the Self-Aware Library (S-AL) was re-opened today. And thank the heavens for Prof. Sneepa, who's let us raid his cabinets for instruments and such. He's really nice. ("Speaking of that, would you please get me another pestle Pacifica?" What? That's the fifth one you've broken! Are you sure you don't want me to get somebody stronger Eralonia? Ebony is really hard to crush. "No, no! I've got this. It's Scilph's feeble arms that are the problem, not my stamina. Just be quick please, I think that Nobody's having another sprinkle attack" *frantic meowing* ...Fine, just let me finish this.) With any luck, we'll all be back to normal by tomorrow. Especially since a lot of things at Psyhigh are kept secure by thumb and eye recognition. Which is why I'm posting on Attie's account instead of mine. Who thought that was a good idea anyways? Doesn't Psychic High School Administration know that not everyone will always have the same fingerprints? This student body is less consistent than that guy in Katy Perry's song "Hot n Cold" for goodness sakes!! ("I love that song!!!" "Oh, I don't believe I've heard that one before, Atlantica...." "Don't worry Scilph, I'll sing it to you! 'CAUSE YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COL--") Please pray for me. I can't take much more of this.





The Swap
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8/14/2015 5:47pm

Today's classes were just greaaatt!!! Most of my courses started a few days ago, but a lot of kids didn't show up until today! In fact, a bunch are procrastinating until Monday! Or maybe I just have a lot of ghosties in my classes sitting in the empty desks!! That would really get @Deadeye's knickers in a twister!!!! (Shout out to Deadeye, the coolest grumpy adult bestie a girl could have!!!)

Lunch is always my favorite hour, because that's when you can see all your friends and besties and bestie friends!!!! @Gretel and @Morris are in my lunch, and a few other students I know from this summer! Gretel kept staring at her laptop and muttering about squiggles, and Morris was all grumpy and soaring eagles, but I think I did a great job of cheering them up! Pudding solves all problems! Especially zodiac-specific pudding! It's astronomically delicious!!!! I thought I saw @Pacifica there too, but she didn't come sit with us. Which is good. I don't want to talk to her. *eye twitch* Besides, she would've cramped my style! I love not having her around scolding me and the like! To be free of her feels so... FREEING! *happy spins*

Mattie has been a bit grumpy about... everything ...so I'm giving her some space! Apparently Prof. Fakanami (remember him from the Customer Growing Club?) wouldn't give her extra credit for her Customer Growing Club! Or being fashionably late! Or for her unsolicited advice to improve his love life! Ironically, he gave her a detention instead for "insolence"! Isn't he the cutest, most funniest sentient dust bunny you've ever seen?!? *giggles* Anywho, Mattie went out with her boyfriend on a date and I'm here alone for now! It's great! I love it! I've had all sorts of deep thoughts about life and who I am and how I fit into this world!

*sound of thunder*

I LIED!!!!! I HATE IT!!!! THE STORM OUTSIDE IS SCARY! Some of the weather inclined psychics are playing with the clouds and made the lightning blood red and turn everything it hits into marshmallows! I HATE MARSHMALLOWS! I-*sobs* -I don't want to be marshmallowed! *cries* I thought I was starting to enjoy not having Paci breathing down my neck 24/7, stopping all my fun adventures! But in truth I really miss having somebody around to make me feel safe- *thunder* -and make me feel like I belong! She's the only one who doesn't get all shocked when I hug her multiple times during a conversation! Not to mention, all my good luck- *thunder* *squeal of terror* -powers have been on the fritz since yesterday! Not having a good luck shield is terrible! I'm so scared! It's been great to have freedom (Mattie doesn't care if I jump off roofs or hug hitchhikers) but too much of a good thing sucks! I... I guess... *thunder* ...I guess I really miss my sister. *thunder* *cries silently*





The Swap
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8/13/2015 12:37pm

Super bestie virtual group hug: ACTIVATE!!!!! *group hugs everyone* Is there anything better than a hug? Anything? hmm... I know!! A sister who doesn't kick you out and then rant about how much she loves life without you! THAT WOULD BE PRETTY NICE.

Oopsies, sorry! I've been a little angry lately! @Pacifica has been a real meanie, and she took down all the smiley stickers I had put on our dorm's door! Who is soulless enough to remove happy faces from the world?!?! Good thing my bestiest bestie @Matching by Mattie has been here with me, we do all sorts of things! It almost distracts me from the fact that Paci isn't here... *eye twitch* Just this morning Mattie let me help her start a petition to re-instate "Matching by Mattie"! That was so fun!!!! We went up to all sorts of students and talked to them and gave them hugs and bribed them and begged them and sometimes we got a signature!!! Looking back at the petition, 3/4 of them were real personalities! Those students signed their names as Anita Bath... I. P. Freely... Guy Incognito... Seymour Butz... I thought the names were HILARIOUS but Mattie is still pouting about it!!! I'm sure she'll cheer up during our next fun plan! That is, once she (or her boyfriend) finishes her homework and I get sprung from this jail!!

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention! I'm trapped in a tiny box with mirrors and smoke and tiny music boxes!! I LOVE MUSIC BOXES!!!!!! One of them even has a ballerina that spins while the music plays! She's so pretty!!! If this box wasn't terrifying and cramped, I could hang out here for hours!!!!! That's how I got trapped in here in the first place actually, the music boxes were singing to me to join them! Like mythical sirens from The Odyssey!!! Only instead of being eaten alive, you cramped and lonely and have to wait for a grumpy old man to limp by and release you for the twelfth time today! No worries though guys, he's my bestie!! He's always happy to help me out!!! Love ya @Deadeye!!!! <3

(*Deadeye shuffles down the hallway* "Hmph. Sounds like this one caught something." *peeks into ghost trap* "Oi! You again? I told you to stop meddling with my equipment!" Hi Deadeye! Your hair looks beautiful today! "Listen you basket case, I'll go get the keys to let you out, but get yourself stuck in my boxes one more time and I'll leave you in there until you actually are a ghost! Got it?" Got it!! Hey, want to go out for smoothies with me and my friends tonight? "No." *shuffles away*)

...Well, at least I have time to think while I'm in here! I'm not use to such long moments of silence and stillness! If Paci was here, she would've gotten me out in no time! Maybe... maybe it's good for me to have a few moments for self-reflection and evaluation... *has deep thoughts about self and personality* Wow, I'm really great!!!! Don't you agree music box ballerina? You're my bestest inanimate bestie!!! (Make sure you don't tell the couch that, it thinks it's the bestest!!!)





The Swap
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8/10/2015 1:01pm

Pacifi- Pacif- Paci-- *loud sobs* PACIFICA IS KICKING ME OUT!!! *wailing and crying* She-she-she doesn't LIKE ME ANYMORE!! We were supposed to be BSBTAATFL!!!!! (Best Sister Besties That Are Also Twins For Life!) And now I've been betrayed!!! Kicked out! Abandoned! *eye twitch* How... how could she do this?!? *howls of pain and anguish* ("Atlantica, come on, it's just for a few days." GO AWAY TRAITOR! *slams door*) I'm... I'm packing up all my... things and... going off to a mysterious and lonely place... (*voice muffled from behind door* "Attie, it's just Mattie's room. You're there all the time anyways." Wait... Pacifica, you're sending me to my MFB (Most Fashionable Bestie)? "Uh, yeah. Didn't I tell you that?")

AH! I'm so EXCITED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wipes away tears* This will be like a sleep over! We're going to have so much fun!!! And to think I thought I was being left on the side of the road to live as a hitch-hiking hobo -- ("What?!?") -- but now I know the truth!! *giggles* I'm going bake a 'New Roomies!' cake right now! Paci, do you want to help me?!? ("Um, sure. Wow, I'm surprised how well you're taking this sis. Maybe you're starting to mature Attie." Ha ha! Why would I be upset about a multiple day sleepover with my MFB, Nicky/Nobody, and my FAVORITE sister?!? "No, Attie, Nobody and I are going to be here. You'll be rooming with @Matching by Mattie.")

Wh-Wha-What...? *starts sobbing again* I'm going to miss you SO MUCH!!!!!!!! (*groan* "This is going to be a rough day. I hope Mattie willing to deal with you.") Don't talk to me, you... you... meanie! You anti-sister!!! *wail* I'm going to start messing with your luck. I don't care what the school rules are on psychic battles, I challenge you to a Sister Battle of Fortune Weaving!!!!!! ("...Yeah, no. If you're just going to be crazy, I'm going to go get lunch without you. Have fun packing.") ...She says no now, but I will have my vengeance. Because revenge is ice cream! Sweet and yummy but a giant headache to deal with!!!!! Look out Psyhigh! *sniffle*





Sparkly Mayhem
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8/6/2015 8:46am

What a bee-you-ta-full morning!!! The sun rising, the ghosts wailing, the electric magnetic fields pulsing, and my new pixie friend bumping around in his doll house enclosure! Isn't he cute?!? I ended up not naming him Peyton Rylie Glitterson, because he's not really glittery and the name "Shatter the Biter" fits him better! Guess why! Guess! Come on, guess! Yeah, it's because when he screams he shatters things and he bites anybody who tries to hug him!! Look, I've got five bites already! And they SPARKLE!!!!

I showed Shatter the Biter to Mrs. Bherdol, the "supernatural sentient beings" teacher, and she said he is from the tribe of pixies that focus on framing children for crimes they didn't do! Cliché stuff like a broken lamp, a baseball flying through a window, the dog's doo-doo not being picked up.... Shatter would likely focus on the baseball/window thingy and probably phones being dropped on hard floors! I can't hear it when he screams, but all my windows and glass thingies do! At this point there's more glass than carpet on the ground! And my glasses are completely ruined!! Mrs. Bherdol said I should release him so the other pixies from his tribe don't raid my dorm room, but he's soooooo cute! And sparkly!!!! I'll keep him just two more days, and then release him into the world! Then he can fly free once more!!! And in two days, I'll have collected enough pixie dust to fill two milk jugs! I'm sure I'll find a use for pixie dust... maybe I'll put them on my stuffed animals to make them fly! Then they can battle @Meggatha's animals for supremacy!!! It'll be so cool!!!!!





8/5/2015 4:16pm

Oh my, oh my, oh my... Scilph. @Scilph cut her hair. It's all gone. It's alllllll gooooone. Why? Whyyyy? She's... She's changed so much... *eye twitch* ...but now she has a pixie haircut! I LOVE PIXIES!!!! They're like that fairy godmother from Cinderella, only not old or fat or benevolent! And they SPARKLE!!!! Pixies are the coolest supernatural creatures ever to ever! ("Atlantica, that doesn't make any sense." Sure it does Mattie! You just gotta believeeeeeee! Come on, turn that frown upside-down!!! "OMG, no. Stop saying that!")

I think I'll go on a pixie hunt after a quick dinner in the cafeteria! I heard that there's a tribe of pixies out in the woods beyond the Whispering Tree Arbor! It's said that they are the ones who steal students' pencils and trip people on the stairways and steal unbaptized infants from town... but they are so SPARKLY! I just can't resist! I'll put one in a little jar and feed it cupcakes crumbs and sugar and when Pacifica comes to school she's going to be SO impressed!!! I think I'll name my pixie bestie-- ("Sparkles?" Huh? What? "It's, like, obvious you're going to name it Sparkles." Really?!? Oh, well I'll have to name it something completely different...!) Oh! Oh! OH! I know! How about Peyton Rylie Glitterson?!?! Ha! Bet you didn't predict THAT name! Plus, it's gender neutral! Because I'm politically correct!!!!

I'm soooo excited! I'm going to set up a cute little house for Peyton Rylie Glitterson right now and fill it with a tiny bed and a tiny toilet and a tiny video game system and a giant padlock to keep he/she imprisoned! This is going to be soooooo fun!!!!!

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8/3/2015 2:24pm

Wow, everyone has been so happy to see me again! I'm surprised how many students actually hugged me! Usually I'm the one doing the hugging! Weirrrrrd! *giggles* @Morris the Worris and @Wallace even welcomed me back! Thanks guys!!! I just wish Wallace (or as some people call him, Walls) didn't have to take a nap! Too many people take cat naps that lead to bad things here... *eye twitch* but it'll probably revive him for school!!! Plus, I see the construction on Self-Aware Library (S-AL) starting, and it is totally freaking out just like he predicted! Half the books are off the shelf and pelting the construction crew! The other half are throwing themselves through the Dean's windows as a sort of protest! S-AL sure is feisty!!! Don't worry though Wallace, I'll take good care of it until you wake up again! And once Pacifica is back, she'll help out too I'm sure! Even if she doesn't want to, I'll force her too! See, forcing my sister into complicated situations is what I do best!! Pinky promise! *brandishes pinky*

I got my schedule this morning, just like Mattie did! (by the way, @Matching by Mattie, don't feel sad! We forgive you for going crazy and trying to become a dictator and temporarily blinding me and taking captives and all that! Well, I do at least! That's what Besties for Resties do!!!!!) Tulka gave me all sorts of cool classes this year! Luck Lacing 2... Aura Applications... Dealing with Grief for some reason... The Science Behind Precognition... oh! And 5th hour lunch! Let me know if you're in my lunch, we'll totally sit together!!! We can be Lunch Besties, sharing PBJ's and pudding cups all week long!!!!! It's kind of a bummer that summer -- hey, those rhyme! -- is over but now we can go back to our classes and learn stuff and not be attacked by vengeful Great Aunts! So that's awesome!!!! Raise your hand if you're excited! Now raise your other hand! Now wave them in the air like you're trying to rid yourself of a mini grumpy raincloud! Wooooooo! I'm in the mood to dance now!!!!! *dances in the empty room like a dork*

Ah! Dance! That reminds me, I'm late to help @Scilphy and Mattie's younger cousin plan her super mega ultra uber amazing all-inclusive party!!!!! @Nate Sun will be so happy to hear all his ghosty besties will be there too!!! Talk to all you later, I need to bring the baked goods, streamers, and tunes!!!!!!!! Maybe if we finish early, Scilphy will let me braid her hair! I'm so glad people at Psyhigh are consistant... I get sooooo upset when things change!!! *eye twitch* Byeeeeee! See you all at the P-A-R-T-Y!!!!!!!!!!!! *hops up and down with excitement*

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The Horrific Makeover Crusade
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8/2/2015 6:56pm

DID SOMEBODY SAY PARTY????

*giggles* Sorry! Didn't mean to shout so loud, I just wanted to make a cool entrance! Plus, I'm so excited that I came back to school! See? I promised all my besties that I'd come back in the fall! Hiiiiii besties! *jumps up and down and waves* I'm on my way to @Scilphy's party right now! I haven't seen Scilphy and her pretty long hair in an eternity!! This will be so much fun! I can see all my old friends again!!! And new friends of course! Hiya @Kristopher! I'm Atlantica! I'm a twin, I can control good luck, I bake a mean batch of cupcakes, and we're going to be besties forever I'm sure! Ah, this is going to be such the hug fest!!!!!!! I'll bring some croissants!!!

Oh, speaking of my twin, @Pacifica is still back home in Chicago for a little bit! Our parents are still shaken up about her gibberish episodes, and they want her to stay home until they stop completely!! We weren't due back until school resumes anyway, but I heard there was a party and I couldn't resist seeing all my bestest best besties! *cyber hug!*

Hey, why is my closet glowing? Is there a closet troll in there? Does he want to be friends?!?!?! *throws open closet* *screams and slams shut closet* Okay! Not a troll! Just eyeball-searing light and the formation of a new universe! Great! I'm in intense pain! I'm going to go in the bathroom and try to use my emergency eyedrops! See you all at the party!!!!!!!!!!

*sound of screaming and fighting is heard from cafeteria 7*
Huh? That doesn't sound good... that sounds GREAT! The party is starting early! I hope everyone is having fun!
*recieves a subliminal message from Mattie*
Weird! I really don't want to remove any make-up! And I want to take a nap! *swoons and almost passes out* But no time for that, judging by the screams, I should head toward the party now! Here I come everybody! Attie's back in town!!!!!





7/15/2015 12:19pm

Hey everybody! Terrible news! Pacifica read that book that turns people crazy... and now she's crazy! Go figure!

Our parents want us to go home until she's stabilized again. Which means we get to see all our family and old besties again! YAY! But... it also means that we won't be back at Psyhigh until school starts! Booooooo!

We hope that you guys have a fun rest of summer, Paci and I will be back in the fall! Until then... CUPCAKES FOR EVERYONE!!!! *deploys cupcake cannons*

(Anything you want to say to our friends before we go back to Chicago Paci? "gdkjs GHIDSIKIIIIII alkdfjg dfkkd!" Ha ha! You crack me up sis!)

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7/13/2015 9:11pm

Today has been boringgggg! Because of the double epidemics and chronic blackouts today, most students are staying in their rooms. I went out a couple times -- Pacifica didn't even try to stop me for once -- and the hallways were deserted! A couple times I saw projections of @Walls, which was great! He was fun to talk to, and he got really flustered everytime I waved my arms through him! I couldn't resist! He was so hologram-y!!! He's my best insubstantil bestie!! Then Dr. Anhky told me to go back inside, and she looked really stressed out! So I gave her a hug! Apparently, Dr. Anhky does not like hugs! And apparently I'm banned from ever hugging her again!! Oh well, it's always worth a try!!!!!

On the bright side, Scilph's blackout took out all the lights at Psyhigh. That means it's super duper easy to see the stars! And I can almost see the moon base where all the Morgans keep going! I bet they're having a super great time up there! I hear the murder rates a really really low!! However, even the moon can't compete with the stars tonight. They twinkle and glimmer and shine and just add some brightness into that void of darkness called the night sky! Sometimes I wish I could be a star, I think I'd be really good at it! My bestie Mattie always says she's a star, but I think she's not looking at stars right. I don't think @Morris is looking at the stars right either. I can hear him wailing from here! I hope he's okay, I thought boys didn't cry! I guess everybody needs to cry sometimes... HA HA HA HA HA! ("Was... was that supposed a joke, Atlantica?" Yeah, sadness is not needed at all in life! Only happiness! *eye twitch* "...Sometimes you really frighten me Attie.") I think I'll bake a Steve Galaxy cake for Morris and Scilphy and Eralonia! I'll put all the characters from that show they like on it! That'll cheer them up in a jiffy!!! (Ooo... jiffy... a peanut butter chocolate cake would taste great I bet!)

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