The Orientation Effect

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Kandie
- 8/17/2015 7:32pm

I feel like I've dreamt of this place before..





Kandie
- 8/17/2015 7:38pm

So here I am.
Crazy I found This site
Glad I'm here
Feel like I'm meant to be
Hello everyone :)
How do I get to school?





Big Jim
- 8/17/2015 10:05pm

We are thrilled to accept all new students to the school at all times, @Kandie, and are very happy the recent Ghost Infestation problems have not deterred you!

For school access, please consult your pre-preternatural bus schedule for pickup times in your sector, or consider applying for on campus housing.

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99






Kandie
- 8/18/2015 5:55am

@Big Jim
Hello :)
I've not heard anything about the ghost infestation, not that it bothers me-im very curious about it though. If you would tell me more about it I'd love to read about it. Also I'd love to know more about PsyHigh..
Thank you
Yours truly
Kandie





Big Jim
- 8/18/2015 1:56pm

All new students receive orientation packets in their "dream holes," or other official delivery perforations in their oneirological membrane. If you haven't found yours, @Kandie, you might want to try your backdoor or down around the side of your porch.

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99







Big Jim
- 8/18/2015 6:32pm

If you can't find the orientation packet, @Kandie, you can build what you need with equipment you already have.

1) Turn Crown counterclockwise until you no longer feel pressure. Note that Crown can be pulled out.

2) If curiosity leads you to look under the hood, feel free to explore but be very careful not to damage any of its parts. No need to reshuffle.

3) The widths of all the spark gaps will need to be carefully adjusted for optimum performance. The proper width for a spark gap will depend on the electrode size, shape and surface finish. Other factors like humidity and air pressure will also affect the proper gap width.

Once everything's in place, the date will change gradually between 9:00 P.M. and 4:00 A.M. Therefore, do not change your calendar during this time period, otherwise you may not land properly. If it is necessary to set your calendar during that time period, first change the time to any timeline outside it (in relative space), then set the calendar and then reset the correct time.

Caution: sometimes creating art magnetism will make your eyes water. If you think turn first, it will push out. Dream widths are peculiarly transcendent during the curiosity water stage. Make sure to account for adjusted forms!






Silvia H.
- 8/18/2015 7:27pm

Big Jim's methods are fairly outdated, @Kandie, and he has a tendency to make things over-complicated (no offense @Big Jim!).

Sometimes the delivery service gets "creative," and may have put your orientation package somewhere weird, like in a tree, or in a dream you won't have till tomorrow. So pay close attention to all your dreams.

It is possible that some tweakers stole it out of your dream mailbox. Those creeps are out there on the dream borders, but it's not really likely. If your orientation package doesn't show up in the next couple of days, I'm sure you can find the instructions online somewhere.

Good luck!!! Looking forward to seeing you on campus.





Kandie
- 9/5/2015 3:35pm

Hello lovelies
Would anyone like to talk?





Silvia H.
- 9/5/2015 8:39pm

Hi @Kandie!

So, you made it to campus? What dorm are you in? What are your classes? Do you find your hair getting pulled in strange directions by micro black holes? What color do your dreams smell like? Do you smell the horrible rotting smell from the Dirty Lagoon? Have you been attacked by any feral, man-eating stuffed animals? Are you going to @Matching by Mattie's Arena of Intense Competition on Sunday? That could be a great way to make new friends on campus. Especially if you are planning on going to Homecoming. Are you going to homecoming?

I'm still drifting through various versions of Psyhigh as I wake up each morning, but I don't think I've run into you in any of them. Maybe you should tie a yellow ribbon around your hair or arm or something and then I'll know it's you.





Pearline
- 10/18/2015 3:14pm

Whoa-wait. Psyhigh has a homecoming? I didn't even know they had a football team!





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