Hey everyone! i’ve been getting adjusted to school, but I don’t know what activities to sign up for. I don’t wanna do something alone, so if someone wanted to do an sci-fi it’s with me and show me the ropes of student culture i’d be happier than a tortoise in the 8th dimension!

Hello! I'm Em. Do we have a swim team or an archery team? If anyone could get back to me, thanks!
-Em

I don't think we have any of those but you could start up your own, anyways you could also join my telekinetic gaming club if you want.

Why yes @CallMeEm we have a swim team! There's a great write up about our Psychic Synchronized Swimming squad on PsySports Today by @Bit Wrinkle.

Extrasensory Archery is now Saturdays at 10am, in the field behind the Old Corral. It used to be on Sundays but there was an unfortunate incident involving the Flying Horse Club so there were some scheduling changes.

And I'm so looking forward to @Duncan's Telekinetic Gaming Club tomorrow! What should we play? Bring your own game, or I'm breaking out my vintage Candyland!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Hey guys! I recently have taken in an interest in mind baking, and would love to join the team. Does anyone know how to? I asked Mr. Toad and he just croaked at me. Is anyone on the team? Thanks!

Signups for Psychic Swim Team are in the Grotto, @CallMeEm. Just swim down to the bottom of the deep end of the pool in the Psyquatics Center and open the rusty hatch with the steering wheel thingie. Swim a bit farther and you'll pop right up in the swim team office.

Mind Baking 101 this Monday at 3pm in the Domestic Madness Home Ec Lab, @Bailey Kahn. The best chocolate chip cookies in nine dimensions. If I'm out of traction I'll see you there!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Do my homework

Hey guys! Mind baking was so fun, everyone should really comenext monday! We made chocolate chip cookies, and they were soo good. However, ever since then I've been left with the feeling of charcoal in my mouth, and a weird burning feeling in my head. Can anyone explain this?

Well for Gaming club we were playing battleships. It was fun until a rouge torpido nearly blew me up. I do not recommend this game unless you have a strong control of your telekinetic abilities. Same with Stratego, the bombs are very touchy.

I'm always up for a bit of psychic gaming!

Hey @Duncan, ever play Old Maid with a Tarot Deck? I like to play Black Phillip style. Up for a game at your club this week?