PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL
believes in students. We also believe in clairvoyance, telepathy, and cat possession.
in precognition, divination, teleportation, transubstantiation, and
the Teenage Nation. We believe in time travel, dimensional travel,
astral travel, instantaneous travel, train travel and space travel.
garden in bloom behind the
And we believe that when you're attacked by ethereal brain slugs on a dark
street at night, you should have a posse of psy-ninjas to back you up.
High School is an international organization offering traditional
instruction in the development of psychic powers. Whether it's weather
control, precognition, or the ability to turn pop flat with a glance,
we have a class for you.
covers a beautiful 13 acre estate formerly owned by the actress Charlene
Tilton. Access to the school is available via most abandoned railroad
tracks, local caves, small groves of trees (especially cottonwood
and cedar), and through many crawl-spaces and furnace rooms found
in the home.
The Vernal Equinox
Celebration is always one of the most spirited events of the
freshmen who were instrumental in the recovery of stolen goods
are commended by a representative of the Office of Naval Intelligence.
High School provides a safe location for students to hone their
skills in a controlled environment where they needn't worry about
injuring themselves or innocent bystanders in the process.
Our state of the art facilities, including the
Derek Barnes Memorial School of Spontaneous Human Combustion, provide specialized
environments not found outside of the most secret government laboratories.
Utilizing Krezner technology, certain psychic
abilities can be honed and expanded at unprecedented rates.
respect, community, and exploration, Psychic High School instills
and nurtures the values of self-respect and self-reliance, as well
as the ability to work with others, to excel, to ignite things with
a thought, to travel through time, space, and dimension, speak with
the dead, levitate, and become invisible.
enjoy our site. Stop by an take a look at our students'
pages, and if you think you'd feel at home here, we'd love you to
come and join us!